We have been well handled while in India. Please note that I use the word “handled” purposefully. Our Rotarian hosts have been hospitable and gracious to a fault. They do not seem to understand that occasionally we would love nothing better than to just explore and walk around. Everything has been carefully scheduled and conducted. The best images from this trip have been framed in the window of the van and not in the viewfinder of a camera. Nevertheless, it has been a marvelous trip. Frustrating at times but always innervating. That is why it is so strange to be in Trivandrum without an escort. This is our last stop before leaving India. We fly to Mumbai then Atlanta tomorrow. Our hosts have given us an opportunity to rest before the long flight home. It has been fun. Richard and I got up early this morning, took a breakfast of porridge (oatmeal) and omelets and started walking. We found a gym which Richard plans to visit later in the day (It is open from 5AM-9AM and 4PM-9PM). We managed to find ourselves in a slum and then a commercial district. It felt great to just wander without being told where you could and could not go. Finally, we reached a major boulevard where a train and bus depot were located. There was also a 2 screen movie theatre showing Slumdog Millionaire and a Tamil film which we had seen advertised throughout our visit. The main character seemed to be a Conan the Barbarian type figure and Richard wanted to see the film badly. So we made tentative plans to come back at 2:30 PM for the afternoon show. Those plans included the drivers so I gave one of the drivers 220 rupee (50 rupee: 1 dollar) for five tickets to the movie. I won’t go into all the details, but now I appreciate why our hosts handled us so strictly. At 2:30 the short driver and I were at the movie. The tall driver opted not to come in order to rest. He has three daughters, the youngest of which has been ill, and I believe that he opted for the money instead of the movie. Richard and Cheryl were unaccounted for. They were supposed to have taken the van shopping, but the van never left the hotel. Richard did not have his phone, and Cheryl’s phone was not accepting calls. Anger and helplessness is what I felt. The driver was five times more frantic than me.
At the appointed time, I went in to see the movie at the driver’s insistence. He waited outside, and after about ten minutes they all showed up. Unlike the US, movie tickets in India are assigned seats so we were united in the balcony of a huge theatre. We did not understand a word of dialogue but the storyline was very clear. The hero was a loner-iconoclast-ascetic-avenging angel-vigilante who seemed to spend an inordinate amount of the movie standing on his head meditating and sleeping very deeply. At important times in the film he would affect a fanatical stare and proceed to pummel the hell out of any bad guy who needed correcting. As a morality play there was no ambiguity, and the crowd loved it. There was even a multi-number song and dance sequence featuring a Little Richard look alike and a male cross dresser who thrust his hips seductively. It was at this point that we felt a little uncomfortable because the character was obviously a man, and yet the theatre, filled mostly with young men, started to whistle and catcall appreciatively. We had arrived at the point where unbridled hormonal activity and sexual tension collide. What a great afternoon!
There are a number of things that I have neglected to tell you. One is the story of my Ayurvedic massage. My friend in Knoxville, Manish, encouraged me to seek out an Ayurveda spa while in Kerala and Tamil Nadu. Ayurveda is loosely translated as “natural life”and involves diet, exercise, herbal medicines and massage. In Tenkasi some days back I was able to find both the time and the availability of an ayurvedic spa. For about $18 I was able to secure the services of a massage therapist for about an hour. The massage itself was nice if a little strange mostly because of the amount of oil that was used. I was swimming in it. Oddly enough it smelled faintly like the cabbage and vinegar my father used to eat with his meals. Ayurvedic massage is not deep tissue massage; it is mostly for the promotion of circulation and of course the oils are supposedly good for the health of your skin.The incredible thing about this massage was that the first thing you have to do is remove your clothes. The therapist then gave me a strip of cloth which he assisted me in fashioning into what I can only describe as a diaper. I am not sure why they bother because after a gallon of oil has been poured over you, it is transparent anyway. Adding to the bizarre nature of the event is the audience I had. In the room with the therapist and I were the spa manager who seemed to need to hover around and another man whose only job was to position himself nearby to tell me what was happening next. There I was with three Indian men in my diaphinous diaper oiled for broiling. Pure relaxation.